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Mani Shankar Aiyar to counter Modi wave by starting secular fundamentalism

11, Apr 2014 By rishi123

Sources have confirmed that Secularist, Mani Shankar Aiyar has decided to counter the Modi wave with a new counter wave- Secular fundamentalism.

Final attempt.
Final attempt.

Having given his autobiography the name of Secular Fundamentalist, Mr. Aiyar hopes that after spreading this new ideology, at least a few people will buy his book.

Mr. Aiyar intends to gather youth across the country and train them in the ideology of secular fundamentalism. “There are five principles underlying my ideology”, he said,

“1. Paint black wherever you find saffron colour. Don’ t look at the Sun in the morning, it is saffron.

2. Vilify anyone who disagrees with the Gandhi family, the Holy protectors of Secularism.

3. Desecrate any picture of any person who speaks in Shuddh Hindi, as surely he is from the Sangh Pariwar.

4. Marry someone who does not belong to your religion, even if you fall in love with someone from your own religion by mistake. It is fundamental.

5. Recognize only those who served Gandhi family as true Freedom fighters, not others.”

Many Congress leaders, who now are looking for a back up after elections are consulting Mr. Aiyar, for a post in the new organization he intends to create: ISF (Indian Secular Front).