Amritsar: Arvind Kejriwal, the founder of Aam Aadmi Party, has recently shifted to Amritsar from Delhi, after the defeat in his once-stronghold Delhi. As soon as he arrived in Amritsar, he arranged a press meet and declared that he has to reconsider his plan of travelling to United States of America.
Previously, there were talks among Lutyens social circle that Kejriwal will be starting Aamerican Aadmi Party in Washington after May 17.
Many AAP supporters felt disheartened by the sudden announcement of their supreme leader. One guy blamed BJP for the downfall of their non-corrupt leader while another guy said that Modi wanted to go to USA before Kejriwalji and so Kejriwal was not allowed to buy ticket to USA by the new communal government. An angry Ashutosh has just now tweeted, “Just now went to Wellington to see Osama. He is scored about our Kejriwal. So Kejri should go too Amethika.”
Somnath Bharti who had planned for many midnight raids in areas of America dominated with Afro-Americans, is now depressed and wants to take revenge by spamming Americans. Prashant Bhushan who had planned for a referendum from Texas people to join with Mexico is now clueless about his next move in politics.
Shazia Ilmi had planned to visit the Ground Zero and sympathise with the 19 people who died in the 2001 September World Trade Center attacks. She had also planned to entice American Muslims to shred secular image and be communal while voting. But now, we are unable to contact her.
Our reporter sneaked into the aam hotel where Kejriwal is staying and managed to get an interview. Initially, denied by Kejriwal and later attacked by him as Ambani Agent, finally he relented to have a small interview with us.
He started to say the real reason behind his U-turn: “My first aspiration was Delhi, then it was India and then I thought of taking control of America and by it, the whole world. Even, I went to America to check the development model claimed by Obama and to debunk it. But, all those dreams were shattered by that Arnab Goswami. Just as we were packing things to board flight to USA, we saw in news about Times Now in Times Square and the Americans watching his show even renouncing their Prime Time news channels and soaps. I was flabbergasted. I was not scared of Sheila Dikshit, I was not scared of Narendra Modi, I was not scared of Obama. But How can I be cool when Arnab has already captured American news spectrum. That is the reason, I gave up my American Dream and is now waiting for further orders from.. Ok, that’s it. You can leave”.