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Kejriwal government to fall anytime, but not the common man

30, Dec 2013 By bogambo

Soon after taking oath in a very simple, low key and low budget ceremony at the Ramlila Maidan, the Kejriwal government is set to take steps to ensure the good of the common man.

First on agenda is a 75% increase in liquor taxes.

AAP leader, Manish Sisodia, said that this move will also help in improving the security in the national capital, specially for the Women.

Mayawati said, that this is a conspiracy aimed at wooing the Aam Aurat and added that the Aurat is not a fool.

Aap leader Yogendra Yadav, said that , we conducted a survey in which the aam aadmi confessed about drinking 25% more everytime. Hence, a 75% increase in taxes is completely justified.

AAP leader Binny, said that we are giving 700 lts of free water, the dealers can mix it with liquor. (Congress roots). He also suggested filling the glass with ice cubes as both water and electricity are going to be cheaper.

A congress MLA said, that even when the party symbol is jhadu, now nobody can have it neat. We will complain about this to Sonia ji.

When we asked this question to Rahul Gandhi, he said that the Jhadu is in their hands and sweeping will be done before 28 feb.

BJP leader Harshvardhan argued, that the Aam Aadmi Party advocated corruption free governance.Now, its policies are now forcing people to drink corrupted liqour.It will fall of it’s own contradictions.

On which, Dr. Kumar Vishwas, said that while the government may fall anytime, we will ensure that the Aam Aadmi doesn’t fall. He also hinted at an executive order to the mobile operators to give Rs. 25 free talktime to all the honest people of Delhi.