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Kejriwal to construct new Saraighat bridge before 28th January

21, Jan 2017 By Nilutpal Timsina

Guwahati. Due to delay in opening 2nd Saraighat bridge for public use, AAP leader and Delhi’s CM Arvind Kejriwal promised the people of Assam that he’ will construct another Saraighat bridge parallel to the 2nd Saraighat before 28th January 2017 with the help of Gelamal singers (grocery singers).

Our highly placed source at a music studio in Guwahati said, “Gelamal singers are helping Arvind to construct a bridge with the help of their intelligent and instantly working brain, in fact they’re going to skip 200 music video shootings which was about to take place before 28th”. On a telephonic conversation with one such Gelamal singer told Faking News, “For people of Assam we’re going to construct another Saraighat bridge thus we have to halt our 200 music videos shootings”.

On asking why you are helping Kejriwal to construct a new Saraighat parallely to 2nd Saraighat, then another Gelamal singer said “Actually we’re lacking music video shooting place in Guwahati, either we have to go to Shradhanjali Kanan or we have to choose Jalukbari flyover, so 3rd Saraighat will help us to shoot our music videos and constructing 3rd bridge will also help Kejriwal to gain popularity in Assam as till now AAP brand has no influence in the state”.

It is also reported that one Gelamal song will be nominated for prestigious GiMA Awards. Gelamal singers are so talented that they can write lyrics by seeing any grocery items and that too in a minute. All Assam Grocery Shopkeeper Union observed 48 hours bandh in Assam against Gelamal singers as Gelamal singers are ruining the bussiness of shopkeepers. “We are very angry, Gelamal gayak (singer) are ruining our bussiness which is totally not acceptable”.

To find what’s the technique behind constructing a bridge in less than 8 days, Faking News is planning to send 5 member team to Andromeda galaxy.