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Is Sheila Dikshit Jesus' reincarnation?

17, Dec 2012 By idiot420

In a statement, Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit said on Saturday that Rs 600 per month is enough for a family of five to sustain itself. Her this confidence seems to be sufficient enough to excite her followers to declare Sheila reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

We tried to get in depth of the matter and asked one of her loyal followers the reason behind declaring her Jesus reincarnation. He explained this by pointing out legendary miracle of “The Feeding of 5,000” where Jesus Christ fed a crowd of 5000 with barely 5 breads and 2 fish. Going further he told “we have full faith in our leader and if she has said so, she can certainly do it. And who other than Jesus has got this power? We are also planning to celebrate her birthday on 25th of December . Now she will be having two b’day in a year.”

Digvijay Singh and Kapil Sibbal both refused to talk on ground of being super busy for coming Christmas preparation.

When we tried to get views of BJP on this, one of the party leaders said “Congress is doing all this to allure Christian voters in light of coming elections. And what could be a better moment than much awaited Christmas month. They are out again wearing their old pseudo-secular mask. No body in a sane mind can claim that Rs 600/month enough to feed family of 5.”

If some of our secret sources are to be believed some BJP leaders have started persuading veteran leader Atal Bihari Vajpayee to claim something similar as Sheela Dikshit. It’s a notable fact that his b’day also lies on 25th Dec, The Christmas Day.

It seems this Christmas Jesus must be having lot of confusion in his mind in order to get birth in a politically correct way. Let’s wait and watch who gets Jesus’s franchise in India.