New Delhi. Inside sources from within the Congress party have confirmed that Rahul Gandhi has decided to sing instead of speaking at all future press conferences. The move was apparently inspired by Arvind Kejriwal’s breaking into a patriotic song at the end of his oath taking ceremony speech.
“Rahul baba was really impressed by Kejriwal’s speech and asked us why we never wrote such speeches for him,” the source said on condition of anonymity. “He was so inspired that he has decided to sing out all his future speeches instead of just speaking normally, as his normal speeches tend to create a lot of controversy.”
“And Faking News articles,” the source added after some thought.
“Considering the recent mauling of Congress in state elections and its widespread dip in popularity, Rahulji is considering these radical steps,” the man said. “He might also take up twerking,” he added, referring to the arguably raunchy dance move made popular by Miley Cyrus.