Rahul Gandhi has made some of the most entertaining statements, let’s have a look at the incidents that ignited the beautiful mind to cough up these obnoxious statements.
“ If India is computer, Congress is its default program”
Baba’s computer crashed and re-started in Dos Mode. When he asked the computer guy what Dos Mode was, the computer-guy tried his best explaining. What baba understood is recorded in history.
China is referred to as the ‘dragon’ and India as an ‘elephant’. But we are not an elephant, we are a ‘beehive’.
Baba watched NAT Geo and learnt that both Elephant and Bee societies are led by female matriarch. Baba was happy because it reminded him of his mom. While giving a speech he was told China is a dragon and decided to make a quick animal reference so he first chose elephant… biting his tongue he realized that it would indicate Mayawati so he compared India to a Beehive where his moma gets to be the queen bee.
We have to provide the roads on which our dreams are paved. And these roads can’t have potholes, they can’t break down in six months. They have to be big roads because they are going to carry strong people, they are going to carry strong forces.
Baba was traveling by road after the helicopter pilot refused to fly alone with the boy. Baba was sleeping when the car got into a pothole and baba woke up complaining his dreams were shattered and made this statement during the rally.
What is happening to human resources in Punjab. 7 out of 10 youth have the problem of drugs.
During a Rave party 7 out of 10 youth were complaining about the quality of drugs and demanded an inquiry into the quality of dope supplied.
We need to empower everybody, not one person, not almost everybody, but everybody.
The asylum which provides shock-treatment decided to make it mandatory for all inmates.
Passion is listening.
Refers to audio clips of porn
When I was training to be a pilot, there was a large section in the book on how to drop mail from the plane:
He found a letter by his flight instructor describing what happens when an Italian-Indian male is dropped from the aircraft at 15,000 feet.
See, there is a tendency to look at India as a country. Baba was surprised that everyone considered India a country. When baba was a child he always wrote “India” as a thing while playing Name, Place, Animal Thing…
I would not have been here if I was not from a political family.
Baba was being honest.
You should stop asking your politicians how they’re gonna do it.
Baba being shy never openly admits about his love for the Doggie style
I went to University in 1991, and I remember, nobody thought of India. I remember conversations where people would laugh and say, “Do you have elephants on the road?” Nobody is saying that today.
Baba was trying to prove hard that he actually went to college.
Poverty is a state of mind.
Baba attends a spiritual session with Deepak Chopra and was fixated with the word “State-of-Mind” During his speech not knowing what poverty was Baba made the following statement because he has to use the “State-of-mind” somewhere.
In India, we have a concept of caste. It has a concept of escape velocity. If one belongs to a backward caste and wants to attain success then one needs an escape velocity to attain that success. Dalits in this country need the escape velocity of Jupiter to attain success.
Baba when memorizing his speech about cast system had the TV turned on was watching Discovery Science the speech got mixed up.