In a move to gain support from “corrupt” masses govt. is all set to introduce “Bhrashta Ratna” award. This award is going to be conferred to those individuals with record of exceptional performance in growth of assets. “We are done with all formalities necessary to launch this award, We have also asked for advice from Shri Kapil Sibal to devise us such a formula so that we can choose our nominies,” said govt. spokesperson.
On this recent development Delhi Ex-CM and once upon a time an anti corruption crusader Arvind Kejriwal said, “Bhrast kaun he aur kaun nahi, iska fesla sirf hum hi kar skte he, yeh sarkar janta ko bewakoof bna rahi hai, Hum iske khilaaf andolan krenge“.
“This govt. lacks vision, they must have regular check ups in an eye care hospital, and if possible they should go for laser eye surgery for better vision,” commented Rahul gandhi.
Insider sources say govt. have already placed an order for 5 pieces of Bhrasta Ratna. “Sonia G ka koi tod nahi, un se jyada pesa toh koi loot hi nahi sakta, yeh award unhe he milna chahie” cheered a local congress supporter when FN reporter discussed the probability of her being conferred by this award.
Meanwhile supporters of various regional parties have also demanded Bhrasta ratna for their leaders as seen in picture. Hopefully this issue is certainly going to be discussed in next few parliament sessions so that all problems of the citizen can be solved effectively and efficiently.