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Government transfers influenza virus after Robert Vadra gets flu

14, Aug 2013 By Vaibhav Anand

Delhi: The Ministry for Personnel has decided to transfer the influenza virus after Robert Vadra, the son-in-law-in-chief of India, got sick with the flu. The illness in question developed after Mr. Vadra consumed some crushed ice golas without paying anything for them.

Priyanka Gandhi, Robert Vadra, and Rahul Gandhi
Mr. Vadra’s sniffles worrying Rahul baba

“It is good no?” Rahul Gandhi, brother-in-law of the nation’s son-in-law said, “This way fewer people will fall sick.”

When this Faking News Reporter pointed out that the move seemed to be something of a farce, Mr. Gandhi replied, “No no no… This is as important as Pakistan not granting us Most Favored Nation status. It is absolutely not a farce.”

After appearing lost in his thoughts for some time, Mr. Gandhi added, “We are not just transferring the virus. We will give it self confidence and anger management classes too.”

Speaking to a bunch of reporters on the issue, Manmohan Singh- in charge of the Ministry for Personnel- sneezed. The Prime Minister’s office was quick to tag the sneeze as a speech and refute rumors that the Prime Minister was silent on the issue.