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Government formed SIT to find out 'Acche Din'

03, Feb 2017 By rofl gujju

Lyutens Delhi: NDA govt presented it’s 4th General Budget. People had high expectation for the number of new schemes and tax relief as this budget came after the demonetization. Govt provided some minor relief in the taxation. However, opposition not satisfied with the budget, asked Govt. about the Acche Din that Modi and his team promised during 2014 election.

Daya, darwaza tod do.. dekho kahin achhe din iss darwaze ke peechhe toh nahi chhupe hain?
Daya, darwaza tod do.. dekho kahin achhe din iss darwaze ke peechhe toh nahi chhupe hain?

Acche Din has become mystery to people. Ruling parties and minister say on every second day, “Acche Din Aa Gaye” and opposition asks every day that where is Acche Din? As per faking news sources, Govt held an urgent meeting with top ministers and decided to form a Special Investigation Team (SIT) to find out Acche Din. SIT has become a logo of Govt seriousness as it has effectively wiped out black money from Indian economy.

Govt. discussed many names and organisation to lead the SIT. As per FN sources, some senior ministers were in favor of UNESCO as they have expertise to find out the historic monuments. While some other favor Agent Vinod to chair the SIT. But finally Govt has decided to appoint ACP Pradhyuman to lead the SIT.

As per FN sources, Govt finalized ACP Pradhyuman as he just lots his job and Govt wanted to show its seriousness about Job Creation, an integral part of Acche DIn. Govt also declare Rs.10 lakh prize for those who can give a clue of hiding place of Acche Din.