New Delhi. Faking news has gathered that Chinese and Malaysian search Agencies are planning to hire services of BJP leader Giriraj Singh on an urgent basis. They are impressed with his unbelievable microscopic vision and were flabbergasted to know that in spite of the Tsunami of support to Modi, his party’s Prime Ministerial Candidate, Mr Singh could see beyond and find out the critics of Modi in India.
They are sure that with this unique ‘vision – ability’ they will soon be able to track the ill fated plane MH 370 of the Malaysian Airlines, which remains undetected till the filing of this report.
When contacted, Giriraj Singh confirmed the reports. “Yes, I have been approached by Chinese and Malaysian authorities and I might agree to provide help but they will have to promise that they will never criticize Modi ji as Prime Minister of India.”
Insiders, however say that in-spite of his recent international fame, BJP top brass is not happy with Giriraj Singh mention of “critics of BJP”. “How can Giriraj Singh see the critics when the whole country is witnessing Aandhi of Modi’s support”, said one of the leaders.
Back home, Digvijay singh has called an emergency meeting of Congress working committee to recommended “Bharat Ratna” to Giritaj Singh as he is only BJP leader who could find critics of Modi in India in this election season.