Notorious Bollywood subject & the ‘Bhai’ before Sallu Bhai, Dawood Ibrahim has lambasted the Indian intelligence agencies in failing to locate him. Ibrahim once known for his frivolous habit of romancing with B-grade actresses feels that the Indian intelligence agencies are not giving him his due.
In a statement released on his behalf by his PR Consultants ISI (Itna Sasta Image makeovers), Dawood quoted, “Ever since Modi became the PM of India, he has been travelling the world over. The Indian Intelligence is so much under pressure to keep a track on this flying saucer of a PM that it has no time to track a person like me. To make matters worse, even RaGa went on some secretive vacation causing me further ignominy as no one cares where I am. I’m shouting from the top of Clifton Towers in Karachi, ‘I’m here, I’m here’ and they are not even listening.”
An Indian Home Ministry official agreed on conditions of anonymity, “Yes, I guess there is truth in it. With the PM on a continuous tour mode, it has become very difficult to track people like Dawood as the agency’s bandwidth is occupied in guessing where PM will next be. In fact, we have also developed an in-house app called, ‘Find My PM’ to train young recruits. It is tough as we keep getting calls from everyone from Foreign Minister Sushma Swaraj Ji to his tailor to know about his whereabouts. We will soon raise an official statement demoting Dawood from India’s Most Wanted List.”
Still so active L.K Advani, ex Home Minister and ex PM-in-waiting has also sent a condolence bouquet to Dawood at his previously listed address with Home Ministry. Advani Ji says, “I can so empathize with Dawood – that feeling of becoming invisible when you are right there. In fact he sent me a note Thank You note on receiving my bouquet.”