Thank you for showing interest in a Con-gress Party ticket. We are the undisputed leaders in fooling the voters for over 60 years now. Come join us and be a part of it.
Perks and benefits
- Complete insurance cover (including prison-free tenure, patents for scams) for 5 years if selected.
- Claim to fame by being publicly stupid in the media (under the guidance from Sri Digvijay ji).
- Free travel.
- Potential President-ship after retirement.
Please fill the following form to the join the biggest name in the Con business.
Name ________________________ (surname must NOT be Modi or related)
IQ ______ (above 50 not acceptable)
Sex_____ (Male/Female /Engineer/Uncertain)
Favorite Digvijay Singh quotes ______________________________________________________
In case of you or the party is found guilty, please choose the default entity to blame
- Opposition ki saazish
- Arvind Kejriwaal, Anna
No of scams participated in ____
Details of any major scam and your role ________________________________________________________________________________________________
Dinner at a dalit’s house ?? (yes/no) ______
(If no, then have some and upload the pictures on our Facebook page for further verifications)
Targeted net worth over the next 5 years ___________
(Note – the constituency must have at least 5 streets, street lamps etc. named after a Gandhi family member)
Constituency name ____________
Development details and projections for the next few years ________________________________________________________________
(‘pothole-free roads’, ‘24 hour water and electricity supply’, and other such abusive terms must not be used)
Details to take care of while filling the form
- Any disrespect to Con-gress, Rahul baba or any respect to anyone else may result in the applicant being locked in a room with Digvijay Singh’s media comment tapes.
- The party reserves the rights to tag any applicant as a member of the opposition or RSS.
- Any mention of Gujarat or M-word will be dealt with severe consequences.