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Congress launches 'Gay For A Day' campaign

15, Dec 2013 By ubhartasitara

Inspired by the the social media campaign that went viral, Congress  has decided to launch its own ‘Gay for a day’ campaign.

The young and handsome leaders of the party like Rajesh Pilot, Jyotiraditya Scindia, Manish Tewari would remain stationed at the frequent public places of the capital city. For a small fee of Rs 5, visitors would be allowed to kiss these leaders and post the pictures online.

Rahul Gandhi would be visiting homes of members of the gay community and have dinner with them. In a show of solidarity, he also also plans to spend the night at the house of one of the members.

This has reportedly caused a lot of flutter in the gossip circles, who seem to be wondering if Rahul has finally decided to come out of the closet. “I think now we all know why he was unmarried for so long”, said one lady named Chugal khor.

Meanwhile, Digvijay Singh has already started blaming the RSS for any future controversies that may arise.

In an interesting development, an IITian named Chatur, requested a female for getting their selfie clicked and posting it online as part of ‘Gay for a Day’ campaign. When the female reminded him that she was a girl, Chatur dropped a bombshell. Nobody else in this world thinks so.

When contacted chaapu, admitted with a sheepish grin. “I was just trying to get her to kiss me.”