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Congress hires Honey Singh to promote Rahul Gandhi among youth

03, Apr 2014 By Pratik Purohit

Delhi: In a press conference held at Congress headquarter; Congress announced that party has hired famous rapper Honey Singh to promote Rahul Gandhi among youth.

Dodging the questions over declining popularity of Rahul Gandhi among youth, spokesperson further add that this step of party would make Rahul Gandhi more popular who is already popular among children, women and party workers.

Congress spokesperson denied that this step is taken to realize the presence of congress in political clash between BJP and AAP.

Honey Singh
Rahul bhi dekho baby Yo Yo ka fan hai”

According to internal sources, Congress is now planning to organize rallies with title like This rally is getting hot, Rally all night, Blue Rallies instead of rallies like “JanSamarthan Rally” to attract people in rallies of Rahul Gandhi.

Most of the rallies would be organize in late night near to any bar or pub. Honey singh would be present throughout the rallies and would sing his signature line “YO YO” or “YO YO Hanni Sing” randomly in between the speech of Rahul Gandhi. Rally would be start with parody of the Honey Singh’s songs.

Congress is also planning to do rallies with special appearance of Aloknath along with Honey Singh under title “Rally with Aloknath”. Apprearance of Aloknath might help congress to fetch some sanskari votes.

Faking news correspondent Fekulal successfully get lyrics of the one of the parody songs from congress HQ through bribe. Exclusively for our readers:

Aaj muh ko khullan do paseena-vaseena dhullan do Pani da peg laga ke Saari duniya bhullan do Rally all night Rally all night Rally all night We do rally all night

Sun lo baki party waalo Jitna bhi tum zor laga lo Karenge rally saari raat kisi mein dum hai toh band karwa lo Rally all night Rally all night We do rally all night! (x2)

Jisne bhi rally hai karni Aa jaao iss ground ke bheetar Paani peekar Khaane ko hai nashta bheetar Noida, Gurgaon, Delhi ki karyakarta aayi hain Saath mein Bhashan ki CDiyan bhi laayi hain

Sawaari dimag ki Ib khud jimmedar hain Kar lo rally saari raat Kal itwaar hai Bhashan jo hoga loud To opposition police bula legi Ib opposition ne jaa ke keh do Ye Rally yun hi chaalegi Rally all night Rally all night Rally all night We do rally all night

Opposition police bula legi Opposition police bula legi Opposition police bula legi Opposition police bula legi Phir bhi rally yunhi chaalegi rally yun hi chaalegi rally yun hi chaalegi Ib rally yun hi chaalegi

Khulli baate, khulla Vaada Har koi bole kahi nahi jaana ek naara tu kar de message Aa ja ri kar ke bahaana rally ho ri bahut bhayankar rally ke gajab nazaare Dikkat hai bas ek baat ki Party mein hai ek yuva kanwaare Nikkar waali karyakrta ne ye takhti utha rakhi hai Ek uth nahi rahi hai usse Doosri mangwa rakhi hai Chikhe dekh ri kaise Aag si laga rakhi hai Itta sa to naara hai nahi, huh! Aafat macha rakhi hai

Rally all night Rally all night Rally all night We do rally all night(x2)

After this announcement, A K Antony who was claiming 250 seats for congress in next general election is now claiming for 400 seats.

Reportedly, Honey Singh has demanded to include “Right to Party and Booze” law in the congress manifesto under this law every Indian will have right to do party and booze for at least 100 days in the year.

According to some speculations, Congress may have agreed to include “Rajiv Gandhi Gramin Pub Scheme” in his manifesto.