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Congress expels Virbhadra Singh for accepting very low bribe

03, Jan 2014 By thepelicanclub

Not up to the Congress standards

While the Congress spokespersons are busy defending the Himachal Pradesh Chief Minister , Mr. Virbhadra Singh facing allegations of accepting bribes through his own bank account,  sources tell Faking News that a large section of the party favors expelling Mr. Singh from the party itself.

To no one’s surprise, the demand for the expulsion is not because of allegations of corruption but the extent of alleged bribe amount and mode of payment. Party members have questioned Mr. Singh’s Congress credentials and loyalty to high command for accepting meager sum of about 4 crore rupees and that too in “white” through direct account transfer.

“This is just pathetic and beyond incompetence,” said uncontrollably laughing Mr. Kalmadi who holds achievements like CommonWealth Games to his credit.

“Who in their right mind would appoint such novice as chief minister? ” retorted Mr. Sushil Shinde and Mr. Ashok Chauhan of Adarsh fame before realizing and correcting themselves “We meant, Mr. Singh has let down the faith shown in him by the party leadership”.

Meanwhile Mr. Rahul Gandhi tore the check-book from which alleged bribery checks were used as a reaction to this development.