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Congress announces "NaMo ka Jawab" Contest

18, Jul 2013 By samy

We have got information from our trusted sources from the Congress Top Brass that they have launched a “NaMo ka Jawab” competition. This competition is open to all MLAs, MPs and Office Bearers. This is top secret and aimed at identifying someone within the Congress system who can consistently and convincingly answer uncomfortable questions posed by the recently appointed head of the BJP Campaign Committee.

There are rating points for every riposte and rebut and an aggregation process has been defined. The criteria for evaluation are two fold. Each rebut / riposte should either be convincing or confusing.

The Top 3 Office Bearers in this list have been promised a lucrative ministry if and when the Congress assumes power next time at the central level.

There is also talk that the Top Contender would be projected as the prime ministerial candidate (NaMo ka Jawab) for the next Lok Sabha elections scheduled for 2014. The recent announcement by senior congress leader Digvijaya Singh that Rahul Gandhi would not be the PM assumes significance in this regard.

In fact, Digvijaya Singh is said to be one of the front runners in this competition. The ever verbose Mr.Manish Tewari is a close second.

Our Sources tell us that Manish Tewari’s current standing is actually motivating a lot of congressmen to believe that even they can compete well. There is expected to be a flood of rebuts from congressmen every time NaMo makes a statement.

There is a rush of Congress Leaders trying to connect with ground level reporters who cover NaMo so that they can be the first to comment after a statement from NaMo.

News Channels are bracing up to cover this sea of content that will be generated from the “NaMo ka Jawab” Contest.

The build up to the 2014 elections is turning out to be very exciting and hopefully turn out to be the most action packed election ever making it a truly watershed and historic event in the history of independent India