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Clean Chit to Tarun Tejpal by Congress

29, Nov 2013 By sureshjv28

In a hot development, after a working committee meeting of Congress, Congress has decided to provide a clean chit to Tarun Tejpal.

Tarun Tejpal
Every crime is forgiven if you are secular.

Speaking anonymously to Faking News on the development a congress spokesperson shared the news. On being asked for the reason. He said by principle it’s Congress’s duty to provide clean to collation partners, as it abides by collation dharma.

After being reminded that Tarun Tejpal isn’t a politican, the spokesperson confidently stated that collation doesn’t just extend to political alliance but also outside of it.

In an attempt to gauge the mood of the public, Congress will send Mr.Sanjay Jha as a scapegoat to Mr.Goswami’s show & then break the news gently to the common public.

Faking News has reliably learnt that such an announcement could be made public in few days.