In China, a zoo was trying to pass off a dog as an African Lion. The hoax was busted when the “lion” – actually a Tibetan Mastiff started barking!
During interrogation, the zoo revealed that they were inspired by the success of a zoo in neighboring India where for nine years and running the Indian Singh has taken a billion Indians for a ride.
Credit goes to Singh for keeping quiet all these years and to his masters Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber for training him so well. Sources revealed that the Chinese “Lion” has been sent to India to learn from its Indian counterpart. The sum promised for this service is rumored to be in billions of dollars and likely to help the Indian rupee recover in days to come.