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Chinese army withdrew from Ladakh as Dr MMS threatens them to feed with mid day meal from Bihar

25, Jul 2013 By samirdr3683

In a surprising development, Chinese soldiers withdrew immediately after our prime minister Dr Manmohan Singh  (MMS) threatens them to feed with mid day meal from Bihar.

The nation is shocked with joy that Dr Singh can go to this extent to save Ladakh from Chinese intruders. United Nations Security Counsel and USA requested India to avoid use of chemical weapons in small skirmishes with China over the border issue.

“This is a tight slap to RSS which claims that Dr MMS is a weak PM,” Digvijay Singh told to the reporter. while Mamata Banerjee claims that CPM  is conspiring to kill her with mid day meal.  “Whole credit of this should go to our national youth icon Shri Rahul Gandhi” exclaimed Manish Tiwari.

BJP was confused how to react on this issue. Their spoke person did not attend press conference and it was conveyed to journalists that he is in ICU after eating mid day meal.

Bihar CM Nitish kumar claimed that this is power of Bihar. Country should be thankful to us and UPA government should immediately declare special status to Bihar.