New Delhi: The ruling Bharatiya Janata Party government has once again banned yet another thing. This time, it is Cyanide pills.
Cyanide pills are toxic in nature and will result in death for anyone who tries to swallow it. Due to its toxic nature and to prevent suicides happening in the country, the ruling government decided to ban manufacture and selling of cyanide.
This has created shock waves among the liberal fraternity because, in their words, it impinges on the right of a person to eat. And to protest that food fascism, activists who are mostly liberals have organized cyanide swallowing festivals.
Speaking to Faking News, the organizer of the festival, Mukesh Butt, said, “Every Indian, irrespective of religion, have their freedom to eat whatever they want. Government should not try to appease the majority Hindus by banning foods that are being consumed by the minorities. A significant amount of population still wants to eat food that can pave way for their suicide and by banning such foods that might contribute to self death right of people, Modi is definitely emerging as a fascist ruler. This is food fascism. We all know who is behind this ban – RSS. We will continue our protest till our last breath and fight against this food fascism.”
Saying so, he turned back to the dozens of people who had gathered there and shouted, “Down with Food fascism! RSS Down down! Hey Modi government, you cannot control what I swallow! You cannot tell me what I should swallow! Before your eyes, we are swallowing this cyanide pills. Try to arrest us!!”
He immediately swallowed a cyanide pill and the dozens of his liberal followers too swallowed the cyanide pills. Within few seconds, everyone fell down and twitched.
We called ambulance and as siren sound wailed in the air, Mukesh Butt shouted, “Modi is coming with police. Do not give up! Long live Libtardism!” and swallowed yet another cyanide pill.