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Arvind Kejriwal to strip off his muffler if India wins world cup

24, Mar 2014 By Postman Chacha

Varanasi or Vadodara (no confirmation on that). Taking a cue from revealing, we mean, illustrious career of Poonam Pandey,  Arvind Kejriwal announced that he will strip off his trademark muffler if India wins the T20 world cup.

Kejriwal showing the moves that he will perform while doing strip dance.
Kejriwal showing the moves that he will perform while doing strip dance.

While AAP members  were  pretty excited and were shouting, “Aakhir kuch to kar raha hai” , BJP said that this is a media gimmick as he is not receiving enough limelight and showed a cable of plumber leaks confirming it.

Where “Kejriwal Honesty Certified”  journalists like Punya Prasun Vajpayee said that this step was way too krantikari , Ashutosh also said something, but we couldn’t pick any of it as even his verbal speech had typos.

When our correspondent Buri Khabar talked to Kejriwal off the record, he said, “A mandate will be done *cough*and then the final *cough* decision will be taken”. He also requested us to run the coughing part in loops.

Many politicians were found searching and researching Poonam Pandey pics on net to counter-attack Kejriwal, but none of them have  logged out for obvious reasons.

It remains to be seen how Poonam Pandey would react to it, but rest assured this news is going to kick her right into her sanskars and stripping copyrights.