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Arvind Kejriwal to now conduct referendum to seek approval for conducting referendums

18, Mar 2014 By Vaibhav Anand

Delhi: After threatening to jail the media and threatening to contest against Narendra Modi from Varanasi, Arvind Kejriwal has allegedly said that instead of simply conducting a referendum to ask people if he should contest the polls against Modi, he would first conduct a referendum to ask people if AAP could conduct a referendum to ask them if he should contest.

Arvind Kejriwal
Referendums everywhere.

“Theoretically, we can conduct referendums to seek public opinion on conducting referendums which in turn are seeking public opinion on conducting referendums themselves,” Yogendra Yadav, senior leader of the AAP, said in an exclusive interview with this Faking News reporter. “Thereby we will be creating an infinite loop of referendums; it is the same technique that we used to predict that we would win 47 seats in Delhi.”

A call to Arvind Kejriwal went straight to his voicemail which intoned, “Namaskar, main Arvind Kejriwal bol raha hoon. Yadavjee ne survey karwaya hai kee hum Bharat mein 513 seats jeetne waale hain. Aur Sarkar banate hee hum Ramleela maidan mein ek khaas baithak bulaake Jan Lokpal Bill pass karenge.

There was a moment of silence after which the message said, “Please leave a message after the cough.”