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Arvind Kejriwal launches "Sniffgate" to keep an eye on Centre's babus, leases a hundred German Shepherds

03, Jun 2015 By Beer & Biryani

New Delhi: To upkeep his status of being unconventional, Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal has reportedly launched a “sniffgate” campaign to keep an eye on babus.

“German Shepherd sniffing a babu’s tiffin box.”

Faking News reporters in the capital spoke to the CMO spokesperson and here’s what he said.

“Sniffgate is an innovative program aimed at tracking all wrongdoings of Centre appointed bureaucrats. As part of this program, we have imported around a hundred German Shepherds from Germany on a 5-year lease. We’ve collected the handkerchiefs of all the babus through secretly deployed pickpocketers and now, those will be exposed to sniffer dogs for recording scents.”

“The dogs will be in action at the slightest suspicion of any misdeeds. However, the state government officials have been exempted from getting sniffed as they possess immunity based on honest nature of ruling party”, said the spokesperson whose honesty was oozing out of his eyes.

The ruling Aam Aadmi Party is reportedly planning to bring the expelled member Yogendra Yadav back into the party given his patient outlook but only if he agrees to monitor the maintenance of Shepherds.

Sources confirm that ruling party officials are quite happy about this move but the fear of their popular leaders getting caught by the remorseless sniffers still lingers in their mind.