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Arvind Kejriwal instructs AAP volunteers to distribute free popcorn across Delhi; requests public to stay tuned for more drama

30, Mar 2015 By Beer & Biryani

New Delhi, India: The Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) supremo Arvind Kerjiwal has reportedly launched a “Timepass Drive” across the hybrid state of Delhi, instructing his party workers and volunteers to distribute free popcorn to the public across its constituencies. This is being treated as one of the most dramatic moves a political party has ever made, leaving the whole entertainment industry in a state of introspection on why it could never get such an idea at least in movies.

“AAP’s Dance of Democracy (left). Pop-corn distributor (right)”

Our reporters in the capital managed to speak to one among a bunch of party workers found dancing  on “Paanch saal Kejriwaal”, a daily routine outside the party office. Here’s is a brief excerpt of our conversation with her.

FN: “What do you think of Arvind Kejriwal’s Timepass Drive?”

Excited lady volunteer: “Did you find any of BJP leaders distributing popcorn? Did Congress do this in 60 years? We’re living in a period where a DVD at video library is cheaper than popcorn sold at malls. This is a victory of movie buffs! Last but not the least, at least he is doing something! Chalo chalo…Paanch Saal Kejriwal, Kejriwal…” (as she disappeared into the group).

Earlier today, Arvind Kejriwal held a press conference where he appealed to the public not to lose their focus from the drama happening in the party currently and promised even more awesome twists in the upcoming episodes. Sources say AAP will eventually transform into a reality show if it fails to do a reality check as early as possible.