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Arnab Goswami takes on Shazia Ilmi on the H-word

10, Apr 2014 By dexter73

AG: Good evening to this show and I am here today to debate with our guest Shazia Ilmi on why she laughed when Laxman used the H-word.

So Shazia, tell me why you laughed when Laxman used the H-word against Shinde..

SI: (smiling) Arnab, I was…

AG:..Thinking about a stand up comedy? Was that by Kumar Vishwas? We want to know why you laugh at Kumar Viswa’s jokes and not our jokes…

SI: Arnab, let me please complete, I was..

AG: Shazia Ilmi….Shazia…wait a second please, I have Laxman on the line. Go on Laxman, why did you use the H-word, what is the H-word..?

LA: Arnab, first of all….

AG: Did you use the H-word or not…DID you or NOT use the H-Word

LA: Arnab,…

AG: Hold on a second, we have eminent linguistics expert Puga Huga on the show; welcome sir. Can you tell me the history of the H-word to our viewers…

PH: Arnab the H-word is derived from the Arabic word…

AG: Hold on hold on; did you say Arabic; the Arab spring…So the Aam admi party has links to the Arab spring..Is that what you are saying?

PH: No, I mean…

AG: Sir, with all due respect, the citizens of this national have to know, they have a right to know, I demand that they know the truth, and I am going to bring out the truth…Let me bring in eminent historian Gulab Sagar to this show. Sir, can you inform us about the Arab spring to our viewers..

GS: Arnab thank you for having me in this show. The Arab spring was a youthquake…

AG: Did you say youth? The National Youth Congress? The American youth congress? America? CIA?..Let me bring in defense expert Mr. Uday Sharma. Mr. Uday Sharma, tell us more about the CIA…

US: Arnab, the CIA is an institution in the United States that reports to the congress….

AG: aaaaah, the congress..put it like that…the congress…the sheep has been exposed…Let me call in Mr. Rahul Gandhi to this show…Is this the house of Rahul? Can I get Mr. Gandhi?..

AM:  (Answering machine) Please leave a message after the beep tone…Beep….

AG: How dare you Beep ** Beep ** to me? Put me one  on one with the answering machine please…Only the answering machine…

AG: Never ever, never never, ever never, never never…uh….what was I saying…yes, every never….say Beep ** to me….your H*****…

Dear Viewers, the answering machine has humiliated me, refused to answer me..I promise to you today that I will have a debate with the answering machine. I create an open challenge today to the answering machine…The viewers have the right to know. The citizens of this country have the right to know. I will take on the answering machine..that H*****…Signing off for today, its me Beep Beep****.