In a change of practice from the past, Social activist Anna Dakaare has announced his intention to renounce the Bhookh Hartal as a means of protest against the government. Anna said that he realized that Bhookh Hartal was a useless form of protest while planning his anti government demonstrations for the next decade. Our reporter, Jiddi Koodadan (JK) from Paid News Network (PNN) spoke to Anna Dakare (AD) at his residence.
JK: Anna, I am very happy to meet you at you residence. Since the last time I met you, I can see that you have installed new ACs… Wow! Is that the latest Hyosung GT250R motorbike?
AD: अरे बेटी। ये हमारे चेले चपाटे हैं ना … They don’t listen… One AC was gifted by Jokendra Yadav, another by, Bhraanti Dooshan… and that पोट्टा Mufflerman… He gifted me that motorbike when he became the CM..
JK: Good to hear that your friends remember you Anna. There is an interesting report that says that you are forsaking the Bhookh hartal?
AD: Yes beti…
JK: That is a very good point Anna. But then, how do you plan to protest?
AD: बेटी भूख हड़ताल से कुछ नहीं होता… इतने दिन भूख हड़ताल करके भी मौनमोहन सिंह के मुँह से आवाज़ तक नहीं निकलवा पाया… Actually, Bhookh Hartal is harmful to our cause and is beneficial to the government.
JK: Beneficial to the government? How Mr. Dakare?
JK: That is true… So what are you planning now?
AD: I have decided to “Stuff myself till I die fast”… or in other words a “Burp-a-thon!”
JK: What is a Burp-a-thon, Mr. Dakare?
JK: Very innovative approach Mr. Dakare..
AD: I say this… Why stand for elections and all that drama when I can anyways have my way! भगवान मेरे विरोधियों को थोड़ी बुद्धि प्रदान करे …. Jai Hind!
JK: Jai Hind indeed Anna Dakare!