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Amit Shah bats for Make in India Porn

02, Aug 2015 By truthbutfake

With the ongoing discussion about porn ban in India, BJP President was asked his views on the topic and he quickly replied “Modiji has created the Make in India campaign and we want to make everything in India. This is just part of that. We want our youngsters to look at Indian porn made in Indian instead of looking at these white people. They are stealing our jobs and culture. Look at our temples and Kamasutra. RSS has been deeply hurt that our youth is ignoring them.”

When a reporter asked what was wrong with watching outside porn even if India made its own porn, Amit Shah replied “Our kids are getting influenced by foreign porn. We want babies to be born in India following Indian Sex techniques” He also murmured about banning kids born out of foreign techniques in future.

Make (PORN) in India
Make (PORN) in India

As part of the Make in India Porn initiative, a new Minister of State for Indian Porn Affairs has been introduced. Mallu Actress Shakeela has been chosen as its new Minister of State. Amit Shah Detailed the plans and action items for the new Minister of State as follows

1) Infuse $50 Million into the Mallu Porn Industry and rename it as the Indian Porn Industry and set up its head quarters in Kerala on a lust 5000 Acre campus.

2) Revive the great Indian Art of Kamasutra and make the book mandatory for newly weds. Newly weds will be then quizzed on it in order to be given the Marriage Certificate.

3) Honeymoon Couples will have to take a compulsory visit to Khajuraho to look at the erotic sculptures that our forefathers have created. (He said it was a shame that we are forgetting our roots and praising foreign imports like Sunny Leone)

Amit Shah claimed eagerness at the prospect of Indian Porn taking over the world and the Make in India Porn becoming the biggest manufacturing facility in the world.