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All Reddys racing for "Spider Reddy" contest in Hyderabad

19, Sep 2013 By Sarcastic Krishna

Spider-Man and the Twin Towers.
Spider Reddy poster.

A local news television channel in Hyderabad, called as Reddy TV, organized its first ever reality contest between all Reddy’s in the assembly. This was to attract more audience viewers towards our channel and to prove the confidence in our audience that it acts impartially, towards all political representatives, irrespective of their caste and creed, the channel Chairman, Mr. Super Reddy says about the contest in its inauguration!

The host of the contest, Puma Reddy, has started the contest by describing to the contestants, what the contest is all about and what activities they should perform in the “Spider Reddy” contest. The concept is all about, which Reddy can preform well as a Spider Man, and win the title of “Spider Reddy“. The winner will be awarded with the costume of Spider Man, and allow him to have a photo published in our Reddy News Channel, in the Spider Man dress-up.

The first round has started and the first contestant Jagan Mohan Reddy, the YSR Congress president, has to jump over from a hilly area of cash dumped over to another such hilly area, using a string of rope. Mr. Jagan has successfully and very easily jumped over. He said, it was just like my current real situation, where I was facing all these trials for his involvement in corruption. I could very easily hold-back my assets even after all these trials, nobody can touch me, banging on his lap said Mr. Jagan, depicting his communal challenging gesture.

The second contestant, Mr. Kiran Kumar Reddy, the Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh, has to run over a certain distance in a period of time, and the route has large hindrances where he has to jump over those, and prove his “Spider Reddy” abilities. He finished it very leisurely and in a very short period of time.

The second round has started, where both the contestants should swing for a certain distance, using the web ankles.

Both the Reddys’ were very eager to participate in it.

Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy was able to go for half of the distance swinging around like the true, Spider Reddy.

Mr. Kiran Kumar Reddy was able to finish the whole lap, and proved his winning stand in both the competition and reality.

Later, in the awards ceremony, the winner Mr Kiran Kumar Reddy has conveyed his true sympathies to the runner-up Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy for his failure. He said, “whether to become a CM or a Spider Reddy, you should have it in your blood.”

Recognizing his irking voices, Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy said that, “I have it in my blood and I can prove it. My blood is similar to that of a Spider. And so, I am the eligible person to become a CM or a Spider Reddy.”

At the end, Mr. Kiran Kumar Reddy has conveyed that, since he was already a winner and is a CM, he wants the winning award to be given to Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy. Everybody has applauded for his truly demeaning intentions. And, finally in the “Spider Reddy” getup, Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy has mesmerized the audience with his appalling actions as “Spider Reddy”.

Puma Reddy, the anchor reacted to those, “Oh! How horrific?” Thanks, said Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy.

The show ended with Puma Reddy saying the next episode of this most entertaining contest “Spider Reddy”, will be held between another two Reddys’.

Sources  revealed that many Reddys’ have been racing to participate in this competition, and are bidding in crores to become the best “Spider Reddy“.

The leading blamed Reddy, Mr. Jagan Mohan Reddy, said such contests definitely give us an opportunity to get trained on how to escape from blames and jails, in the times of crisis like these. And, I am grateful to my father for giving me such an opportunity to be awarded as “Spider Reddy” in this first episode of this contest.

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