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After Shahi Imam of Jama Masjid, Rahul Gandhi says he’ll seek endorsement of Doraemon as well

06, Apr 2014 By Vaibhav Anand

New Delhi: A day after his mother – Ms. Sonia Gandhi – sourced the endorsement of Syed Ahmed Bukhari, the Shahi Imam of Jama Masjid, Rahul Gandhi added one more potential endorser to the fray of the great Indian election tamasha. Mr. Gandhi said he would be travelling to seek the approval and endorsement of Doraemon to bolster his appeal amongst the youth of the country.

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“I have been watching Doraemon a lot these days and most importantly, he attains escape velocity easily,” Mr. Gandhi said. “It is important that we seek his endorsement as well, especially since Congress is a youth centric party. But try as I might, I have not been able to locate him anywhere. So, I have tasked Sibaljij and Digvijayji with finding Doraemon and getting him to issue an endorsement on our behalf.”

When this Faking News reporter reached Mr. Sibal’s office, he was found sitting in his chair in a face-palm posture.