Varanasi: A couple of days after taking a dip in the Ganga, Arvind Kejriwal – the face of the Aam Admee Party and its candidate against Narendra Modi from Varanasi – has announced that he will bathe in more unclean and corrupt water bodies to purify them.
“Isi gandgee ko mitaane toh hum nikle hain,” Mr. Kejriwal said. “I promise you I will personally purify all dirty water bodies simply by bathing in them. Leave alone rivers, I will even bathe in the gandaa naalas to clean them.”
Offering an opinion about who was to blame for the unclean nature of India’s rivers, Mr. Kejriwal replied, “Adani, Ambani, Modi, Rahul Gandhi, etc. Hence, proved.”
When asked how he was going to go about the herculean task of cleaning all possible water bodies, Mr. Kejriwal smiled and said, “Yeh sab karne ke liye main toh bahut chhota aadmee hoon. Yeh janta ka chunaav hai, iske liye janta ladegee!”