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Advani & Binny create new party

21, Mar 2014 By hairankhopdi

Soon after report emerged about Loh-purush (LK Advani) being upset with his party for not getting a LokSabha ticket from Bhopal, Ex member of newly launched party (pls guess, yeah u got it AAP – Aapki Apni Party) Mr. Binny called Mr. Advani to enquire about his health. Here are the transcripts

Loh-Purush : Hello , Kaun hai bhai (dabi hui awaz main )

Only-Purush : Advani ji, main aapka shubchintak

Loh-Purush : Arey beta Rahul

Only-Purush : (Binny thinking – kahi advani ji ney Khangress to join nahi kar li)…. arey nahi advani ji main aapka apna binny woh AAP wala

Loh-Purush : Ohh beta Binny bolo Kaise yaad kiya apne is Budhe uncle ko

Only-Purush : Bus socha ki aapse baat kar loon, suna hai aapko BHI Bhopal ka ticket nahi diya woh chunav wala

Loh-Purush : Tttuuummm ssseeyyy kisne kaha ki Mujhe waha ka Ticket Chahiye tha… and what Do u mean by “aapko BHI”, kya tumhe bhi chahiye tha Chunav ka ticket

Only-Purush : (Binny thinking – wht the…. BHI kyuon use kiya, khul gayi Pol)…. Nnnaaaa woh to aise hi mooh se nikal gaya

Loh-Purush : Hmmm.. Haan bhai try to kiya tha but mila nahi

Only-Purush : Arey to aapko bhi Har Har Modi, Ghar Ghar modi kehna chahiye tha na

Loh-Purush : Binnnnnnyyyyyyy…. how dare u say those words infront of me u should have used my name prefixed with Har Har or Ghar Ghar

Only-Purush : Ji use to kar leta , but aapke naam ke aagey suit nahi karta hai, taal dhang se nahi baithti hai. ( hehehe )

Loh-Purush : Hmmm

Only-Purush : Advani ji ek idea aya hai, kyuon na hum dono ek nayi party bana ley, or dono hi PM post ke liye davedari kar dey

Loh-Purush : Waise dekha jaye to idea bura nahi hai, aise party jisme har kisi ko PM banne ka mauka mile, usme bahut log join kar lenge, bahuto ko to main personally janta hoon ( Mera Nitish , Naveen, Meri Mamta , Jaya ( bachhan nahi Lalitha, and AK )

Only-Purush – (Binny thinking – Gaon basa nahi, lootne wale pehle hi aa gaye.) … haan haan kyuon nahi Aaap un logo se Bol dijiyega… but Davedari first come first serve basis par ho hogi or us hisab se aapse pehle meri, because IDEA mera tha … hehehe

Loh-Purush – Beta binny, Hamare yaha to Senior Citizens ko priority dee jati Seat par Baithne ki ie. Public Transport main, or Tu mujhe meri Favourite seat par pehla mauka nahi dega

Only-Purush : (Dukhi mann sey.. ) ok,… acha Yeh to bataiye ki party ka naam kya rakhenge

Loh-Purush : hmmm tough question

Only-Purush : Main Bataoon, PCRWKP

Loh-Purush : (This time Advani ji thinking…) ???, kya matlab

Only-Purush : PM Chah Raknhe Walo Ki Party, kaisa Laga Naam… hehe

Loh-Purush : ( thinking… Naam main kya rakha hai, pehla chance to mujhe hi milega ).. hehehehehe