In a shocking move for Indian Journalists, Writers, Political Pundits, Actors, Critics and etc., Suhel Seth has decided to go on a World Tour to try his hand in Paintings. Very Successful Journalist, Writer, Political Analyst, Actor [sic], A nice (!) Critic and a Rockstar of his own Twitter Account, Suhel has decided to
‘He is just an attention seeker, nothing else.’ said Rajdeep Sardesai who shared the Conclave of Hindustan Times with him. However, Journalists of India and Press Club of India were partying after that News. ‘We have finally got rid of him’ , a junior journalist named Paagal Patrakaar said to Faking News.
The other fraternities of Suhel have also lauded his decision. ‘His life is so inspiring that I want to make a Movie on him’ told Mahesh Bhatt who made a movie named Rog featuring Suhel! ‘He should try his hand in Music instead of Paintings’ said Pritam exclusively to Faking News even when Not contacted.
While others have refrained from suggesting him new professions except Pritam da, Justice Katju suggested to him via Faking News to work against Malnourishment to curb the evil. ‘90% of Indians are slim, unlike Suhel’ he said. He also added that ‘I appeal to Suhel to work for strengthening the national integrity and sovereignty of India.’ Suhel, in reply, has asked him how can he work for strengthening Sovereignty?!
Actor and critic KRK didn’t said anything to Faking News because Team FN leaked his health report, instead he Tweeted on this occasion ‘Saala gaya mera competitor. Kick to Suhel, Kiss to Deepika.‘
Later that day, Teesta Setalvad has asked for a CBI inquiry when it was pointed out that Suhel will be Competing M.F.Hussain and alleged hand of Gujarat CM Narendra Modi in the matter. Manmohan Singh, in reply to her application, has said ‘Theek Hai.’
It is pertinent to point out that nobody has requested him to not leave the profession(s) except ‘Number Plate Association of India’ which has called for a Bharat Bandh tomorrow and demanded an apology from Suhel if he comes back.