Jaiman Patel, the son of Gujarat deputy chief minister Nitin Patel was stopped from boarding an international flight on Monday at the Ahmedabad International Airport after being found in a drunken state, barely able to walk.
This has raised a number of questions, the primary one being how can a man get drunk in a dry state where the manufacture, storage, sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages is illegal. However reports state that the mystery will be solved tonight when the indomitable seeker of truth and fearless upholder of journalistic ethics, Arnab Goswami will present a big expose of how this really happened.
Speaking exclusively to FakingNews, here is what Arnab had to say.
FakingNews reporter: ‘Sir what is it about the big expose tonight that we have been hearing?’
Arnab: ‘I cannot say much about it. But it is something that the nation wants to know. The nation deserves to know.’
Reporter: ‘But what is..’ Arnab: ‘Let me speak. Why are stopping me? You will get a turn to speak.’ Reporter: ‘But when did I..’ Arnab: ‘Am I not clear to you? Let me talk.’ Reporter: ‘…’
Arnab : ‘According to my research team, this happened because of Raees. The news that Mazumdar killed him and left him to die in the desert is fake news. He is still in Gujarat, bootlegging alcohol and is destroying the lives of kids like Jaiman Patel. He is the man behind all this. What does Shah Rukh Khan want to say about this? We will know tonight. But rest assured, the nation wants to know.’
#BanSRK has started trending on Twitter ever since this news has come to light. Organizations have called for a boycott of his upcoming movies.
On contacting Shah Rukh over this he at first declined to comment, but on further pressing is quoted to have said, “Exasperating farrago of distortions, misrepresentations and outright lies being broadcast by an unprincipled showman masquerading as a journalist. I am angered that someone would exploit a human tragedy for personal gain and TRPs. I challenge him to prove his false claims in a court of law.”