Tonight ladies and gentlemen we have the debate this nation has been wanting to watch. On the show we have Arvind Kejriwal , Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi to whom I would be asking 10 questions that this nation wants to know .So we begin. Welcome ArKe, NaMo and RaGa!
ArGo : Why did the chicken cross the road? ArKe : To reach Jantar Mantar so that it could sit on a Dharna. NaMo : In Gujarat the roads not only have Zebra crossings we even have Chicken crossings too to enable chickens to cross the road, because we believe in inclusive growth. RaGa: The chicken didn’t actually cross the road. It’s just a state of mind of having this feeling that it has reached the other side.
ArGo: Staying on the question of Chicken my next question to you is, Which came first the chicken or the egg? ArKe : Neither of them, our proposal for the Janlokpal bill came first! NaMo : In Gujarat we don’t discriminate, so we give both of them an opportunity to come together. RaGa : It doesn’t matter which came first. As long as it has a Gandhi surname it will surely go on to lead the Congress.
ArGo : Knock Knock who is there? ArKe : Anna Hazare ; ArGo: Anna who? ; ArKe : Fooled you , this is ArKe thanks for voting for me! NaMo : Modi ; ArGo: Modi who? ; NaMo: Modi , the one who gets to control the CBI next. RaGa : What if I ask you the same question. Knock knock who is there?
ArGo : If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? ArKe : That’s a hypothetical question . I travel only in a Wagon R and it doesn’t even cross a 100Km/Hr NaMo : You get the kind of figure which is the growth rate of Gujarat. RaGa : We attain the escape velocity of Jupiter.
ArGo : Can you cry under water? ArKe : If it’s more than 700 liters a day yes you will after seeing the water bill. NaMo : Only if I run over a puppy when I am driving a submarine. RaGa : I can cry anywhere and even make you cry with my sob stories. It doesn’t matter if it’s over or under water.
ArGo : Can you get cornered in a round room? ArKe : I would submit my resignation before that and order an in house enquiry. NaMo : I can’t get cornered even by the SIT. RaGa : Well it depends .If you interview me again on Frankly Speaking yes I can get cornered even in a round room.
ArGo : Who was the second man to walk on the Moon? ArKe : I would appreciate if you stopped asking such silly questions. Anyway the answer is Buzz Aldrin. NaMo : Neil Armstrong if I remember my history correctly. RaGa : Neil Nitin Mukesh, all 3 landed together but I am not sure in which order they stepped out. ArGo: ArKe gets it right, NaMo this isn’t your election rally to distort history and RaGa, boy what can I say!
ArGo : What is the colour of a black box? ArKe : You know I am from IIT.This is just way too simple for my standard. It’s Orange. NaMo : Saffron. RaGa : Hahaha , so easy its black. ArGo : Well ArKe has got this right and I have to say NaMo was quite close and RaGa that’s a wrong answer yet again.
ArGo : Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? ArKe : Mukesh Ambani of course! NaMo : No one has so far but I will once I become the PM. RaGa : I know you are referring to our election slogan “Main Nahin, Hum”, which some say was copied from the BJP.But I am not to be blamed for it, blame the ad agency.
ArGo : My final question .Why should we vote for you? ArKe : If I need to resign as PM, I need to win an election first and if I need to win an election I need your vote. NaMo : Hahaha, does this country even have a choice? RaGa : Because my party just spent Rs 500 Cr for my image makeover and I better win!
ArGo: Thank you ArKe , NaMo and RaGa for coming and taking my questions. The Nation has heard you and now it’s up to them to decide who they want as their next PM.
RaGa : Thank your Arnab , now where is my Koffee Hamper. ArGo : Well this is the wrong show dude! NaMo: Hey RaGa wanna have some Tea instead (evil grin)