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After Lalitgate downtrends, Arnab gifts ministers with spoons for stirring fresh controversies

26, Jun 2015 By Beer & Biryani

New Delhi: In what is being considered as a literal bounce back attempt to mitigate the effects of low TRPs, the most audible journalist ever Arnab Goswami has reportedly gifted the ministers with luxury spoons so that they could stir more controversies using those.

Spoons meant for stirring more controversies.

Faking News reporters were able to catch up with Arnab and here’s what he said.

“As you are aware, #Lalitgate broke the world record to become the highest TRP grossing hash-tag ever in the history of sensational news. Unfortunately, it also broke another world record for being the most ridiculed hashtag in the history of breaking news. A double whammy that brought down our TRPs a week later. We’ve been looking out for controversies but all we see is mundane stuff.”

“As part of the TRP emergency procedure, we gifted the regular courters of controversies like Digvijay Singh, Sakshi Maharaj, Giriraj Singh and Azam Khan with high-end spoons so they could stir more controversies and do it on a regular basis given the luxurious nature of spoons”, said a determined Arnab as more packages of spoons arrived at the studios.

Sources say, the creators of sensation are determined to go to any level to prevent the user from changing the channel, even if it comes at the cost of sacrificing logic.