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Virar boy successfully lures and marries a Bandra girl

08, Sep 2014 By virarlocal

Arya Samaj – Virar. Today a 30 year old boy Jigar (name unchanged for the obvious reason that no one knows him) from Virar claims to have married an ‘uptown’ Bandra girl. The Wannabe Townie Firangs (WTF) group based in bandra have expressed their state of shock after this incident.

The 39 year old bride who had spent years waiting for an NRI prospect claims that this was a trap set by a group of these downtown boys to marry uptown girls and convert them into lowlife Virar dwellers. When questioned by our reporter however, the lady in question could not point at the recent #lovejihad trend that has been plaguing India.

Meanwhile, all the eligible boys in Virar are celebrating this miraculous feat with festivities and late night parties. It has been unanimously decided to induct this guy in the local hall of fame and some even demanded that the town mayor should construct and inaugurated a commemorating statue at the local cross roads.

When contacted by our reporters the guy in question could not contain his joy and said that he is “happy with this marriage”. Before we could question him further though, he dodged our queries and ran to catch the Virar fast.

Topics:#Bandra #Virar