It is now clear that Mr. Ved Pratap Vaidik, the famous Baba Ramdev aide was on a mission to bring the most wanted Hafeez Saeed to India as undercover agent.
He had a vision of a mission of bringing the most wanted in India on his own. Professional jealousy seems to be the reason behind his mission not being accomplished. It is learnt that his mission was foiled by some journalists of India. It is also alleged that these journalists wanted to nab and bring Hafeez Saeed to India on their own. Mr. Ved Pratap Vaidik got to know the unscrupulous designs of his professional brethren and camouflaged his mission as an Interview.
During all the hype and hoopla he is receiving, Mr.Ved Pratap Vaidik is chanting mantras from Karl Marx “Das Kapital” and is also reciting from “Divine Comedy ” of Dante. He is comparing himself with German revolutionary “Rousseau”, whose writings inspired French revolution. It helps in making many with little “upper pie” believe of his credentials as journalist.
From his busy schedule, he took off some time to talk to the Faking News’ citizen Journalist @khakshar over a “Kapla Bharti’ session. He emphasized primarily on the need of cleaning of heart. He spoke about Yoga in detail. He stated that Yoga could not only cure the heart diseases but it can change the heart too.
He said that he personally believed that Saeed’s heart could be changed and he was successful in sowing seeds of repent in the Terrorist’s heart.
He elaborated how Hafeez Saeed had tears in his eyes when told that Indian public acknowledged the fire- spitting Jihadi as the main propagator of terrorist activities against India.
Mr. Vaidik said that he learnt that logic was cure to terrorism and terrorists like Saeed could be reined by “Sarva Samaveshi , Sarva Sparshi” thought process. Mr. VVP, as he likes himself to be called also revealed that Hafeez was so influenced by him that Saeed even confided his ultimate secret. It was about Saeed’s mother conceiving in India and delivering the baby Saeed in Pakistan.
Mr. Ved also divulged his trump card while huffing and puffing during different Aahans of Yoga. He confided that now Hafeez is hooked on Yoga . He further confided that he has taught sirshashan and murdashan to Hafiz Saeed, so that he dies of brain hemorrhage.
It is also learnt from reliable sources that officials in RAW and Intelligence Bureau are excited about adventures of Mr.Ved Pratap Vaidik. He is to be enrolled as a instructor in RAW and IB.
It is also proposed that similar Chelas of many Yogi Babas will be trained by Mr. Ved. These chelas will in near future teach Yoga to Dawood and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi the ISIS chief in Caliphate of Iraq and Syria.