Moradabad ,UP– Police had lodged a FIR on persons with designs to capture poll booths during Bye Elections. The list of trouble makers also includes a one year old kid. A court summons was issued in anticipation of attempts he may make to intimidate voters.
The umpteenth Yadav Superintendent Police explained that the efficiency of UP Police to nab trouble makers is legendary. Even the Election Commission and Courts have regularly praised UP Police, he added. He also said that the State’s Police first response of no crime committed as in Badaun girls case was ratified by CBI. The CBI even did not exhume the bodies as the reports of UP police was water tight. With such tangential reasoning ,the correspondents had no choice but to seek appointment with DGP,UP.
The DGP was more forthcoming. He cited that the dynamics of state politics had made them very efficient. He said the reasons of their little failure was external influence. The SP, Moradabad was trying to surpass the record set by Pakistan Police.In April 2014 a nine-month-old boy appeared in a Pakistan court charged with attempted murder. He further clarified that the call by an cleric to join Shia Forces against ISIS in Iraq is a totally foreign affairs matter and state administration has no role to play. He said that the MEA has not been able to stem the flow of foreign funds needed for some kind of Love ad .
He said we can only take action on factors which are local like the Nagin Dance and one is to hundred exchange offer. When asked about how charge sheets were filed on only one when the crime of two were nearly similar , he explained that Owners of “Victorian Buffaloes ” were to be given patronage as their class is becoming extinct. These people arethe lone flag bearers and are helping in preserving the relics of Ganga-Yamuni Tehzeeb……
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