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To promote ‘Make in India’ policy, we have blocked porn websites: Govt

03, Aug 2015 By sunnyyy

New Delhi: In one of the darkest days in the history of Modern India ever since electricity was discovered, the Govts decision to sneakily block various porn websites over the internet has caused huge uproar among the single youth especially.

Kamasutra once again?
Kamasutra once again?

According to our sources in the Government, the blocking of porn websites has been done to promote ‘Make in India’ policy in the entertainment and porn industry also. This could turn out to be a blessing in disguise for the porn movie makers of India who have been craving for the FDI, Special Porn Zones (SPZ), flexible policies, easy clearances, talented actors and so on.

It will not only help in supplying quality Indian porn to domestic audience but also to international audience. It will reportedly create thousands of jobs and eventually help the economy. The tagline for the initiative will be ‘Let’s Make some Porn in India’.

The youth of the country especially the single men and engineering students face the brunt whenever Govt. decides to restrict access to porn websites.

When Faking News caught up with engineering student Sunoji Sharma, he said, “I don’t know what this world is coming to, there is nothing left in this world for me to live for. It is the violation of our fundamental rights. I along with my friends are going to contact United Nations human rights council to look into this matter once they solve Syrian issue.”

He further said, “I have decided to get rid of my internet connection and all my empty folders on my desktop will remain empty now. Some of my friends have decided to go abroad like Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan where they can peacefully watch porn.”

If sources are to be believed, celebrations have begun in full swing in the Palika Market of Delhi, the Union of the shopkeepers has had a major role to play in bringing such a life changing law into force.