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Student trips off DU gigantic cut-off, waiting to die for several days

02, Jul 2015 By Mann

Delhi:  After the DU announced it’s new cut-off making it finally to the first largest structure in the world, beating Burj khalifa to the second. Only a few students all over India were able to make it to the top of gigantic cut-off announced by DU. One of the aspirant, Ram Gopal Verma Sharma Vashisht, replied to us, “It’s been a privilege to be able to climb the largest structure in the world! I have been climbing this for ages, and I didn’t expect to make it finally to the top! It was harder than climbing Mount Everest”, he further added.

Rajesh as seen from space after falling from DU cut-off, looking down as he is taught never to look up.
Rajesh as seen from space after falling from DU cut-off, looking down as he is taught never to look up.

While a lot of students were rejoicing their feast getting scolded by their parents for not doing as good as Sharma ji’s son, one of the students, Rajesh accidentally  tripped off the edge of cut-off, and is falling ever since, waiting to die. While talking to his parents, Faking News were replied as, “Our son proved to be a disgrace, we told him 9000 times a day to learn from Sharma ji’s son, but he didn’t.” This is all we had from his parents, which was cited similarly by 1 lakh other parents too.

Rajesh has been finally spotted to reach the Earth IonosphereHe is equipped by special invisible suit of DU, which helps students to survive on such high altitudes, unimaginable even for NASA.  In a space-telecommunication with Rajesh, “I am already bored falling and falling, it seems like I am never going to hit the ground”, he replied. Adding more, “I have been like this for 5 days and I have already calculated it’s going to take a month more for the impact. Meanwhile like any normal student of India, I am preparing for JEE Advanced 2016 .” He further added, “it’s a special crash-course for JEE Advanced 2016, which will give me definite results.”

Meanwhile, in a further interrogation, he told Faking News that belonging to a Sanskari Hindu family, he has mastered every Yoga Asana as an impact of Yoga day. And now he is planning to learn every move of Kama-Sutra on upcoming Kama-Sutra day. Rumors has that, a group of Hindu people, already have started praying Rajesh, for his ability to do Yoga in space. One of such groups informed us,”That child has special Hindu powers. He can do what no Hindu has ever done. He can do Yoga in space.” RS(H)S also intervenes and declares him next head as building a temple after him. People have started worshiping the temple and him.

Whilst all this happening, his parents are still considering him a disgrace, due to Sharma ji’s son who has already combined Yoga and Kama to create Yama-Sutra and performed it on Pluto with 100.1% score.

Rajesh as seen from space after falling from DU cut-off, looking down as he is taught never to look up.