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Spectacled man digests lunch in 4 hours and 23 minutes after losing glasses

06, Sep 2017 By Ajinkya Lakhepatil

Pune: Local area man today digested his lunch food in 4 hours and 23 minutes. Reportedly this 30 years old man usually wears functional glasses and this set of digestion happened after he lost his glasses. The young man has confirmed the whole story to our reporters. He proudly said to our reporters in the late evening, “Yes this whole digestion saga is true. All credit goes to my lost glasses and my digestion tracker belt !”

He further explained to our reporters, ” Yes, I usually wear glasses. Every other of my digestions occur when I am wearing glasses. What happened this early morning was I lost my glasses somewhere in my house. I tried to locate my glasses but in vain. I had to go outside without wearing glasses.”

He continued after a small break, ” I had to eat my lunch food. You see, I was hungry at noon. I tried to control but after some deliberations with my wife, I decided to eat my lunch in the office, without wearing glasses. It was horrible thought to have digestion without wearing my glasses but there was no option. I ate my lunch food and my digestion tracker belt showed exact amount of time it required for this digestion without glasses. The digestion tracker belt showed 4 hours and 23 minutes with message,”Digestion completed, congratulations”. I somehow became happy after this digestion.”

Apparently the man requires 5 hours and 6 minutes for a digestion to complete with glasses. The digestion scientists are reportedly expanding there work to include glasses as constraint after this new digestion development.