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SIT blames George R R Martin for all the deaths in Vyapam scam

08, Jul 2015 By deadisalive

In a shocking turn of events, the Special Investigative Team probing the Madhya Pradesh Vyavsayik Pariksha Mandal scam aka Vyapam scam has indicted the infamous writer of epic fantasy series “A Song of Ice and Fire” that was adapted into TV series “Game of Thrones” for the death of 45 people who were all somehow involved in the large scale scam.

The suspect?
The suspect?

SIT chief investigative officer Sherlock Bakshi remarked, “Mr. Martin was one of the main suspects in our investigation. He always had a overwhelming long track record when it came to killing people.”

A source close to the Vyapam scam said, “George is a monster. He killed my Jon. By the way, #Iwantmyjonback should trend on twitter. And now he is killing actual people. Such level of intriguing conspiracy can only be achieved by him. There is no other explanation. He is the true maut ka saudaagar. He is the Amrish Puri of  Karan Arjun. And we can only wish that Ned aur Jon vapis aaenge.”

When asked about the allegations, George R R Martin had this to say, “Who the hell are you and what is Vyapam. Get out of my house before I make a character based on you, make the audience love you and kill it abruptly.”