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Sir Ravindra Jadeja appointed coach of Indian Hockey team

01, Sep 2013 By akshayarora

New Delhi. In a landmark decision today, the Ministry of Sports has decided to hire Ravindra Jadeja, a legendary sportsperson believed to be having supernatural powers, as coach of national Hockey team.

“This was necessary. You know hockey team wins as often as Manmohan Singh speaks”, an official was quoted saying.

Sir Jadeja
Sir Ravindra Jadeja

“Indians on field are even slower than the IRCTC website. When an India Vs Germany match started, I started trying booking tatkal tickets. I finished with this mammoth task and still Indians were goal-less” said Pappu, an angry bird fan.

There are hopes that Sir Jadeja can impart SRK like powers to the players which can make them as successful as he was in Chak de India.

It was earlier thought to recruit ‘jaadu’ (of Koi Mil Gaya) as a mentor for the team but he was reportedly busy promoting Krrish 3, so the players had to remain satisfied with ‘jaddu’.

Although Sir Jadeja doesn’t even know ‘H’ of Hockey, people are hopeful of success of this Gujarati superstar, maybe because of immense popularity of Gujarati daily soaps.

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