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Salman khan to conduct self control classes for Asaram and Tejpal

12, Dec 2013 By Acid

After actor Salman khan confessed that he is a virgin on the famous TV show- Coffee with karan, The ministry of health science and The ministry of Home affairs  have announced that the actor will now be  conducting weekend classes for self control and thus preventing rapes in the country.

In this program, the 47 year old actor will be presenting a lecture on how to control the eager and need for sex.

Mr.khan will be charging Re 1  as fees for attending the lectures, which will in turn be donated to his own NGO “Being Human”. The actor has offered to conduct these classed on all the weekends at ram leela maidaan, which will be attended by his followers .

In the light of this event the Ministry of Health science has agreed to bring up the latest rape accused Mr.tejpal and his holiness Mr.Asaram bapu to be a part of the event, which will be covered as a part of rehab for rape accused and rape convicts.

The UPA government has welcomed such a human act of Mr.khan and appreciations followed the actor. Government is planning to implement these classes as a part of sex education  for all the MLA’s and MP’s who tend to watch pornographic content in middle of assembly, which in turn is believed to boost the vote counts for the 2014 general elections.