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Porn Ban lead to Mass Exodus of Indians

16, Apr 2015 By sarilla

New Delhi: The recent government plans to ban porn has resulted in the mass exodus of Indians to Europe and US. Some Indians are seen carrying hard discs and laptops. But the source of these hard discs and laptops is yet to be confirmed although reports suspect that engineering students are involved.

Mass Exodus of Indians
Mass Exodus of Indians Due to Porn Ban

Sources say that an engineering student along with his friends has decided to stay back to form an underground guerrilla group to distribute porn to save people from becoming zombies. According to government sources they were planning to use the desi drones that they built in colleges to drop hard discs and laptops. It seems their plan is working.

One of the youth among Indians fleeing the country said, “We lived a happy life till now but after the ban we cannot live here anymore. I use to watch porn before the exam to get good marks. But now I can’t even watch the blurred Mallu porn videos. It is a shameful decision to ban porn”.

Sunny Leone assured Indians that she would take care of the situation by acting in more Bollywood films but Indians are not happy with Sunny Leone wearing full clothes. AAHHH AAHH AAH party decided to resign from the government supporting the Desi Aadmi. Arvind Brazzerswal said he would protest by watching Naughty America in front of parliament.

Alia Butt seems to be ignorant of the ban and found reading GK books to know about different porn sites. Horny Singh drank ek bottle vodka to forget his misery. Exams in colleges all over India are cancelled until students watch porn to assure minimum passing percentage.