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Political parties arranging buses for people to go home on Sankranthi

15, Jan 2014 By trolldevi


Now it’s time for sankranthi, which people will celebrate together with their families.

Our political leaders started arranging special buses as a part of publicity. Since there are lots people in Bangalore, Hyderabad, Chennai and Mumbai who can’t get any tickets for buses and trains,various parties are offering them special packages.

When we asked Mr.Buskar Rao, one of the organizers of this scheme, he gave some information about the scheme. It includes:

1.People don’t have to pay for tickets. 2.Instead they’ve to sign a promissory note that they’ll definitely vote for certain party in 2014 elections. 3.If parents are carrying children with them,then they’ve to make sure to get more voters according to the number of kids they’re carrying. 4. We’re going to play certain party’s election campaign videos along the journey. 5.Passengers must attend all the meetings that are going to be conducted in their cities.

We are not sure who invented this idea. We’re not trying to know that because all our reporters also left for sankranthi and we don’t have anyone to stalk politicians.

BJP’s buses will be painted saffron with radium lotus prints(so that they’ll glow during night journey too). AAP trying to send traditional bullock carts to maintain simplicity and budget of aam aadmis. BSP still didn’t get the elephants they ordered from kerala. AIADMK said they’re gonna pay only one rupee for bus contracters. As for CONGRESS, Rahul Gandhi said that he gonna wave at all buses.

While all these happening our Krrish trying to transport people on his back to promote his next movie Krrish5. As per our sources, he’s currently trying to seek help of avengers, which they already refused thrice.