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Pakistan ends terrorism as a goodwill gesture to millions of grieving porn-starved Indians

06, Aug 2015 By psych0bar0n

La’hore: Moved to tears by the plight of millions of porn-starved Indians, Pakistan has finally declared an end to its support to terrorism. Pakistani Prime Minister Never Sharif announced today in La’hore, “We have been bleeding and hurting these Indians since almost 50 years now but they never protested or backed down. But this porn-ban has brought them down to their knees. All our bullets and bombs are nothing compared to the intense pain and suffering they are facing right now.”

Imran Khan dancing on Porn Ban in India as Pakistani Cricketers would concentrate on games while in India.
Imran Khan dancing on Porn Ban in India as Pakistani Cricketers would concentrate on games while in India for the next game

Intelligence reports say that the decision was partly due to the fact that Pakistani terrorists have refused to work in a country where porn is banned even though the ISI offered them double salary and bonus.Taking credit for this, BJP leader said, “This was our real intention behind banning porn, We knew that the Pakistanis wouldn’t stay for a minute in a country where redtube is banned”.

Pakistan has offered medical aid to India by air dropping thousands of Sunny Leone DVDs but the Indian government has refused the offer. There are unofficial reports of thousands of Indians masquerading as Bangladeshis infiltrating Bangladesh in search of better opportunities.

Kerala, already seething with rage after an alcohol ban and a beef ban, has threatened to secede from India and join United Arab Emirates. “How dare they try and ban Shaikila chechi” raged an angry Kuttan Pillai.