With the elections nearly over, many in the media are worried lot. The results are slated on May 16th.
The IPL does not seem to be gaining craze due to its full potential has already been exploited. Add to it the absence of Srresanth, Guru Damad Mayyappan , Vindhu Dara Singh and occasional appearance of the more famous Damad , the IPL seems doomed though the governing body tried their best in arranging it in safe betting haven.
All these leaves the media especially the Micro Social Media in a tizzy. With less to write or blabber about many journalists are contemplating change of profession. The most worried are the so called “Bhakts”. With the discovery of “paid-media” and “paid -tweets” by spell master Ashutosh, the job hopping of “Bhakts” seems difficult. Some of the Bhakts are eyeing Ad Agencies for writing jingles , while some more creative are eyeing writing songs for “Yo Yo Honey Singh” and some more patient are thinking of writing “Saas Bahu scripts’.
The most comfortably placed are Ashutosh and set of “ aards ” of a particular party who intend to find solace in their favorite past time of “dharnas” , protest and stone pelting.
“Bhakts” of another political party are contemplating selling “Balloons” and “Toffees”. The “Bhakts” of the party which is pipped to grab power are contemplating writing books on managing campaigns and how being them torch bearers helped all the “Vika” to return to India. It should be noted that peace loving “Vokas” had become NRIs to avoid hype and hoopla.
With reduction in comical and satirical inputs , the editors of Faking News have commissioned the citizen journalist @khakshar to do survey for walls for “Graffiti”.