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Nuremberg chapter of Aam Aadmi Party to be inaugurated by Hitler's grandson

02, Dec 2013 By goodguyankit

NUREMBERG: The Aam Aadmi movement seems to be going global in its mass struggle to remove corruption. After seeing US and UK based cash cows chapters of the AAP, a person named Otto Walla Hitler, who has been living secretly in Germany under the pseudonym Ervin Kejrifahl, has come forth to inaugurate the Germany chapter of the Aam Aadmi Party.

In what has come as a shock to most ordinary Germans who consider the Nazi Era to be a dark and unwanted part of their history, Mr Hitler has claimed to be the grandson of his namesake from one of Hitler’s secret liaisons with an unknown gypsy woman.

‘One of my Indian IT professional friends in Munich had a poster of the leader in a wet-shirt.’ Otto spoke about his discovery of the movement ‘I asked if he was gay? He said no – he was an Aam Aadmi and their leader was the MAN who would change EVERYTHING.’

‘It reminded me of my grandfather. My friend then told me about the Aam Aadmi party.’ said Otto, claiming he began to share his friend’s infatuation with the MAN

‘Immediately I began to see a lot of similarities in the vision shared by AAP and that of my grandfather.’ Otto, or Auto, as his friends pejoratively jokingly call him since he joined the AAP, broke to the media on the eve of inauguration

‘AAP’s version of Satyagraha seems remarkably similar to the Volkish movement against the Vermin and Traitors who had betrayed our country,’ he said going as far to claim that AAP was meant to be a global confederation of “National Socialists” against the crony capitalists.

In terms of evidence Otto presented the following quote made by his grandfather on Labour Day, May 1, 1927 “We are socialists.  We are enemies of today’s capitalistic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”

Otto said that what sealed his decision to join AAP was how similar the AAP’s “Final War Against Corruption” sounded in spirit to the “Final Solution”  espoused by his grandfather.

Some other similarities listed by Otto include:

1. Hitler betrayed his long time Nazi party ally SA’s Ernst Rohm when he turned into a threat, just as Kejriwal betrayed Anna Hazare, demonstrating superior leadership ability

2. Both made “great personal sacrifices” for the aim of Absolute-Power-To-Change-Things, which is wearing a crown a thorns

3. Just had Hitler evaded paying Taxes in his homeland of Austria but increased Income Tax to 70% for Germans, Kejriwal wants to increase the Tax burden on the Aam Aadmi to fund increased government spending for welfare schemes. It is another example of their immense “genius”

Meanwhile AAP leadership is said to be evaluating the response to the spontaneous initiative. Sources say AAP is divided on whether declare to declare it part of a political conspiracy and file a defamation suit or welcome the new source of funding.